Thursday, July 25, 2013

Patch AhDou

Dear Player,

We would like to inform you that the announced patch for Dynasty Warriors 8 is all a lie.  The soul-crushing slowdown and the tendency for the game to freeze just as you beat Guan Yu at Fan Castle are not flaws, they are intentional design decisions.  All of this is to punish you for being a foreign devil.  We see no potential profits in globalization and do not want your filthy, foreign hands sullying our game.

Sincerely,
Omega Force