Wednesday, April 29, 2009


So I've taken out Unreal Tournament III from Gamefly. This has to be the only old school FPS I've played where the addition of vehicles didn't feel like a bulbous tumor growing on an otherwise healthy entity. Maybe it's because the expected life span of anyone in combat is -3 seconds anyway, so the awesome power of the vehicles doesn't feel out of place.

And yes, my 360 still works.

Friday, April 17, 2009

It'll Never Happen

Do you think they would bring Idolm@ster to the States if we sold it as Left 4 Dead? I can always hope...

Thursday, April 2, 2009


In case you hadn't noticed, I lied. April Fool's.

My 360 is still better than all of yours because it works. It would have been better even if the story were true, because only 360 would have been awesome enough to take out an apartment building.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


Today my 360 finally bit the dust. Upon returning home from work I booted up the previously invincible bastion of hopeful Microsoft PR executives to find myself greeted by three red rings and small whiffs of smoke.

Unfortunately I forgot to turn the system off or unplug it before I went to look up the Microsoft helpline. As I was dialing the number there was a loud bang and the distinct noise of violent sparking. When I rushed to the living room the carpet was on fire. I do not have a fire extinguisher on the premises.

Due to highway traffic, the firetrucks didn't arrive in time to save my apartment, or the apartment building. It was a mixed blessing that I'm such a hermit, as standing in the crowd of displaced people was extremely uncomfortable under the circumstances, but being identified as the responsible party would have likely made the situation notably worse.

The rough estimate I heard being thrown about was somewhere around 2.3 million dollars, but that was only the building and facilities themselves. Including the personal losses of all involved should push that higher.

I'm not sure what to say at this time other than the experience has been increasingly surreal, and it's hard to digest that I'm in a similar position to Tyler Durden. Lacking all my worldly possessions, it's simultaneously painful and oddly liberating.

I might go by a lottery ticket, it's not like I have anything to lose at this point.